Well I can't really blame it on her... and by not really I mean not at all. At one time in my life I looked at my body, well my stomach anyway, like a tree shredder. You know the one's that they aim into the back of a truck. Everytime you see one and there's someone with you they talk about someone being dragged through it because they caught a sleeve or something. I thought this was a great description of my stomach, because the realities were the same. You come to close and you may be pulled in along with my french fries.
I could have sworn that my pit was cast in iron. Pizza YES, more Pepsi YES, Peppers well heck YES, 20 minutes later you say were having chili. But as my Pepecid AC addicted friend Jeremy likes to say "it burns".
So I now realize that I can't eat molten lava anymore, and I have gotten the message loud and clear from my body. I don't think it's fooling around anymore. Because if the warning shot it fired across my bow in the bathroom was any indication to the future I am in it DEEP brother.
So for me it is now the life of a rabbit who drinks Pepsi. My tree grinder has now been scaled back to an almost fully operational garbage disposal, that needs the water running to really work well.
So a page has turned.
Well bring it on I say, and pass the fat free ranch, this stuff tastes like CRAP!
3 comments:
WORD VERIFICATION
That was funny as hell man. Nice descriptive use of the wood shredder. Does any of this have anything to do with the dinner my wife made us....... almost a week ago?
Jeremy
Poor Jeremy, Poor Aaron. Must be an age thing. No wait, I don't have any problems with eating anything and everything. Well, except for my bulging gut that gets in the way when I tie my shoes. You poor young guys.
Dad (Duane)
Ugh. Fat-free ranch. *shudder*
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