Friday, October 14, 2005

Death Chambers for Cutie

I realized the other day that certain machines cause me to think about my mortality.
I was in an elevator and thought I wonder if I could survive a 3 story drop. Then I run through the senerios about my jumping right before impact and surviving. Like I am the exception to the rule of gravity. I am that guy who watches TV and sees an accident and thinks well I would have just done this. The reality is I would go from being 6'7 to 5'4 just like anyone else who feel three story's in a death box.
Then I started thinking about other places I go that make me think, I could die here.
Planes
Cars
Porta pots
Carnival rides
Subway trains
Coffins
You know places you may find yourself everyday.
So I'm not sure if I am scared enough yet to avoid these places all together, or just rely on my ability to stop myself from hitting the dash of my car in a head on collision by putting my hands out in front of me.

2 comments:

Perry P. Perkins said...

Dude, you left out-

Your bathroom (Elvis)

Your kitchen (Cobain)

Your bedroom (Hefner - okay this hasn't happened yet, but the chances are good.)

Death is everywhere pal, just be prepared to smile and shake his hand.

-Perk

ps- you got a LOT of freakin' time on your hands, lol. You should be designing my book cover!

Karate Explosion said...

Perk

you are too smart. Way.too.smart.