If Sleeping was a sport.

If sleeping was a sport I would be a world champion. Honestly I think my body was designed for sleep. Carl Lewis was made to run like his ass was on fire and I was made to sleep like rip van winkle. Which by the way my favorite part about that story was the fact that nobody bothered the guy while he was sleeping. That's all I want...everyone to leave me alone long enough for me to sleep for 5 or 6 years. Is that to much to ask. I guess I wonder what the sleeping arena would look like, and there would have to be a uniform, so we don't get any nude sleepers. Well except for girls sleeping.