Wednesday, January 18, 2006

DON'T LET ME DOWN!!


I think that John Lennon must have been a sports fan, because only a sports fan could understand that line truly. There is no way that nasty hag of a legendary band ruining tramp Yoko could have brought on these types of feelings. As many of you may know and those that don't, you soon will. I love Duke Basketball. I also really like the Colts, and Redskins. But as everyone not living under a rock knows, both my football teams lost.

Fine OK FINE!
I still have one hope left for not being a fan loser. DUKE. They are at this point undefeated and on their way to having a great year. But that's not good enough. They need to get it done. They need to win it all, or I will fall apart like a cardboard box on a rainy highway.

All I am asking for is that my dreams aren't smashed and scattered over the world of sports THATS ALL. My wife is on suicide watch now every night there is a game on. For once in my life I had 2 winners. I was rooting for teams that had the potential to win it all. But much like A's in the hole I have been screwed. I am drawing on the river here, and all I'm asking this group of 20 year olds is DON'T LET ME DOWN!!

15 comments:

samb said...

Aaron

first I feel your pain...as a skins fan...well you know, we have had this discussion before. But I am a little irritated that you are a Duke Blue Devils fan...for the all years i have known you, I didnt know you were. I HATE Duke. I HATE UNC. And I LOVE The Maryland Terrapins. Seriously, Duke? You hate the NY Yankees, but like Duke?

I am going to say it. I hope Duke goes down in the first round to Monmouth U. YES!

Oldhops said...

I just want to state a fact.

One J.J Redick, a 6'4 whiite guy has his one and only recorded dunk in a NCAA Division I basketball game, on your sorry ass turtles.

And DUDE you need to by some focus factor, because we have talked over poker games about the Devils being my team.

samb said...

HAHAHA

that is the only reason I need focus factor in fact...

wait i can't believe you just said that.

i just 5555555555555555555'ed my butt off. You told me to buy focus factor...

Its funny because its true. I wish someone else would post so that I could do something like this

"OOOOOOOH UPSIDE YOUR HEAD"

I hate Duke.

I do

And you better watch out for my terrapins, they own Duke at Cole

samb said...

Its a shame that they don't play there anymore...because Comcast hasnt been good to us.

Curtis said...

Sam

Remember that time Maryland blew a 10 point lead in a minute against Duke at Cole? Man, I hate Duke as much as anybody else, but that was crazy. And I hate MD too, so seeing their hearts ripped out was ok with me.

Jeremy said...

i really want to participate..... but..... i.....

pitchers and catchers report in less than thirty days....

WAR SMALL WHITE BALLS

pegg

samb said...

AHHHHHHH

I JUST LAUGHED OUT LOUD. LOL AS THEY SAY. THATS ME

Oldhops said...

Little potatoes make the meat look bigger.


Ohhh man I'm 10.

I'm sorry to any ladies who may read this.

What the... said...

I used to hate Duke, I used to despise Duke... But then I realized that there isn't much going for Montana basketball and Radford...well they cut me so "F" them too.

Anyway, back to Duke. I used to hate them as much as the yankees, lakers, and cowboys/redskins. If any of those teams were to die in a plane crash i wouldn't care and probably wouldn't even read the news article. Then Jason Williams came along, then Duhon, and now JJ. I played against JJ once at Roanoke college...simply "white man amazing". I love watching the kid and now...I have to admit I love watching Duke. I started having a sexual crush on them about 5 years ago. I got your back Aaron, but NC state is a tough one. As for the rest of the teams...eat poop and not be able to poop!

Pegg, i own you in backyard ball.

Oh and Mike "I choked on my panties" Vaderjagt probably won't live through the off season.

GO BRONCOS!!!!

Diddy said...

Hmmm . . .

. . . what to add . . .

. . . hmmm . . .

. . . well, I LOVE J.J. Redick. I want him to be the father of my children . . .

. . . what else . . .

. . . OH! and that Shelden Williams guy is one of the ugliest people I've ever seen . . .

. . . and Duke's gonna blow it, so load that barrel.

Oldhops said...

Ok Sheldon is ugly. I thinks it's because his ears look like pieces of pop corn.

But he can win games.

now 17-0

Terry Muth said...

The Dukes is tough competition, no doubt. Once I played Yolanda Griffith 1 on 1 in Sacramento. I never thought she would DOMINATE like she does on the Monarchs...... 2005 WNBA CHAMPIONS!!!
I dominated her though, I think the Dukes could win any match in the WNBA.

What the... said...

that was 3wrong, or so very wrong

Andy said...

Take it from a life long cubs fan:

WHAT A** HOLE writes a blog like that? You just sealed your fate.

You got what you deserved.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHHAH!

Duke sucks.

Oldhops said...

i officially hate you. You jerk face hawkeye fan.