Tuesday, November 22, 2005

The Boys

I have always been a pretty self-centered guy.
But there are two dudes that I don't mind waking me up at 5.
Don't mind them accidentally jumping on my balls.
Don't mind watching public TV with.
Don't mind washing their hair.
cleaning up their puke.
Don't mind after a long day, carrying them up 2 flights of stairs to bed.
Don't mind watching my mouth.
Don't mind not playing poker to play Hi-Ho-Cherrio.
Don't mind when they jump on my bed.
Don't mind buying a car I don't want.
Nope, those 2 dudes can have everything I've got.


What the... said...


What the... said...

must still be in that "dry spell" from the previous entry...trying to get out of it?

samb said...

except going to there damn concerts...or plays, or whatever the hell they are called

Anonymous said...

First of all, you're a jerk. That said.... yes, you are going to be enduring countless games of Hi-Ho-Cherrio,Candyland, and Chutes and Ladders for a long time. I'm sorry to say that they're not goin' to get much better. Therefore, you should be as supportive and excited for your boys as you can right now, while they are still small. First off, because.......OK, it's Diddy this time. Good word, Pops.

DrD said...

yyaaawwwwnnnnn..........followed by more yyaaawwwwnnnnn

samb said...

hahahahhahahahaa diddy....that was awesome...Duane isnt impressed A-Ron

van.diesel said...

You no-kid-havin' retards better step off. My boy oldhops is right on. Suckers.